Flyff Chinese Sheep



so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said  ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao

So I’m takin a shower rn n I’m shampooing my hair n I see a spider on the wall and I’m like “f*uck no u gotta go” so I get some water in my mouth right n I spray the fuc*k outta it n it looks all dead n smushed up on the wall so I start rinsing my hair thinkin I’m safe but when I open my eyes…. This bxtch is crawlin up the got dam wall again!!!! Now I’m like ‘u definitely gon die now b*inch” n I get some more water in my mouth n this time I getted all close to make sure I kill it but then ie jumps at me!!!! I swear to god I could see the fangs DRIPPING w/venom n I was scared the f***UCK out my mind and I step back n slipped on tha water n I brokeded my leg n black out.. Now I gotta blog from this stupid hospital for 2 weeks ugh FML I H8 my life!!!!!! True story btw just like urs


"hentai is so fucking gross" yeah well so is your face but you still get to walk around with it in public


*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

(Source: slimewytch)


things we said in school

  • i’m tired
  • i’m hungry
  • i don’t get it
  • i’m cold
  • what time is it?
  • i wanna go home